he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I pour the whiskey from now on
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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