obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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