it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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