what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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