dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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