it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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