Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you inspire me to be a worse person
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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