you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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