This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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