I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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