I want to stick my p in your. b.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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