Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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