He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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