I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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