The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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