...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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