Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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