The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
