she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I think I sprained my soul last night
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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