i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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