I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Randomize
