you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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