So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
