dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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