and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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