dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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