didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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