Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Randomize
