I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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