I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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