Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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