if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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