He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it hurts more in the daytime
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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