already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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