5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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