thus making me awesome and them whores
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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