I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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