We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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