What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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