so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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