What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Congratulations! We have a period
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