you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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