I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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