Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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