She announced her abortion via fbk
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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