How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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