I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just took my morning after pill in the library
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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