Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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