im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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