on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Can I color on your dick again?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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