Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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