do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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