check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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