Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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