I don't think brook has ever known best
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize