the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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