I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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