so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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